Funny Honey

Funny Honey is a song sung by Rachel Berry and Shelby Corcoran. It was to be featured in the third episode of season three, Mash Time, but was cut due to time. The original song is from the musical Chicago. It is the equivalent of Somewhere, which was sung in the Glee episode I Am Unicorn

Lyrics
Rachel: Sometime's I'm right Sometime's I'm wrong But he doesn't care He'll String along He loves me so That funny honey of mine

Shelby: Sometime's I'm down Sometime's I'm up But he follows 'round Like some droopy-eyed pup He love me so That funny honey of mine

Rachel: He ain't no sheik That's no great physique and Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts

Shelby: But look at that soul I tell you, the whole

Both: Is a whole lot greater than The sum of his parts

Rachel: And if you knew him like me

Shelby: I know you'd agree

Rachel: What if the world Slandered my name? Why, he'd be right there Taking the blame He loves me so And it all suits me fine That funny, sunny, honey Hubby of mine

Shelby: He loves me so That funny honey of mineLord knows he ain't got the smarts

Rachel: Now, he shot off his trap I can't stand that sap

Shelby: Look at him go Rattin' on me With just one more brain What a half-wit he'd be

Rachel: If they string me up Well, I'll know who Brought the twine

Both: That scummy, crummy Dummy hubby of mine!